Old Quotes.

My life doesn't really have any updates :P
But I found this quote file from like, last year-2 years ago?
I thought it was really funny because, well, some of these aren't that funny :P
Congratulations, everyone! You've all advanced in your sense of humor!

ALEX:
"Yeah, i love cuddling with dogs over one hundred pounds."

"I had a dream he was a midget with a blonde afro and nerdy sunglasses"

"Have fun making Jonah an emotional mess!"

*Alex giving me the live, cliff, or kiss*
"Actually, the first three that came to mind were me, my dog, and my dad."


ANDREA:
"Good job, fishie! *feeds you some balls of crap* go fetch."

"...at Ryan's house... he has THE perfect bookshelf to make out by."

"joo?
joooooolo
jewo!
jello
jelly
JONAH
RACHEL!!!"

"Lying is naughtttty. Jesus says no... but the devil says yesssss."

me: I'm so smooth!
Andrea: ..like my butt!


Andrew:
"Yeah I know, trust me, one look at one of those Mexican guys and your practically married."

"If I'm in my bed on time, my mom reads me Jack and the Bean Stock"

"My older sister called from her house to tell my mom that she cut the tip of her finger off with a chese cutter.... I laughed, but then my mom glared at me so I decided to show some artificial sympothy"

"Hope you get lucky!
...OMG! that sounds waaaaaay worse than I meant....
I meant I hope you get lucky finding a Mexican to ski with...."

"Ryan says to ask if that's an innuendo...... cause all I have is a pair of furry ones."
(there's so many things I want to quote from the rest of that conversation.. but.. won't)


BRITTANY:
""Looking into your eyes, Ryan, is like looking into the belly of a dead jellyfish.. there is just so much there.""

"Ryan to me... is like Will, from the show Will and Grace...
do you know who will is?
....he is gay"
(I have like 15 more Ryan jokes, but I'll stop there :P)

"If caleb killed me... He would prolly make me into a backpack with matching shoes"


HANNAH:
"Did u see the hugemungous SNOW FLAKES yesterday???!!!
i tried to hug one. but it melted..."

"AEIAEIAEIAEAEIAEIAE!!!"
(Battle cry! :D)

"I'm putting Ben in a body bag as we type"

Hannah: "We're both pretty young still....... and so i think we should just be friends for now! BUT I STILL LOVE YOU!*sweats under armpits* they tickle. this is awkward.*breathes fast*"
me: "I think we need to break up right about now."

"then there'd be guyyysss in the house! *haunted music plays*"


JONAH:
"...and thats why everyone hates you!"

"Yeah I had a guppy but she looked like you so i killed it."

"Give your fatty yogurt to andrea so no guys like her."

"I just pasted what you said she said
she said you said I said
thats what she said."

"Jonah and Hilda sittin in a tree, s-t-a-p-l-i-n-g
...sometimes when we kiss, she misses and i get a bloody lip"


MIKE:
"I'm surprised you beat out the rubix cube Jeff was previously bringing to the prom."

"Hold that thought, my doorbell just rang and now I have to get a stick to ward off any creepy old men"

"I'm really curious.
who are the 5 top guys in the group?
myself excluded, obviously I can't take up all five"

"The way I see it is you, Anni, Andrea and Rachel
are highly considered amongst my kind.
..Granted, 68% of those poled were blind mexicans"

"She is like a sister, which is why so many homeschooled guys like her"


NATE:
"Our first concept will be logical thinking.
Because logical thinking = good.
And good = Nate, so Nate = logical.
Therefore, Nate can teach logic"

"Here. Play in this padded room where you can't hurt yourself. The shrinks will be in soon with your applesauce..."

"He named his biceps!
...and all his chins!"


RACHEL:
"I was gonna call you...but then i was afraid.. that you would be crying...OR sleeping!"

"*sniffs the poop burrito*"

"thats the effect i have on guys
...magical."


RYAN:
"..at least i can be humble at times...when you remind me"

"She's like a poster.... NOT THAT KIND OF POSTER YOU SICKO!"

"'AH im alone with ryan!' - tis every girls dream..."

"I know no one who likes me, except Alex, but he is too short"

"This is a lame song
it doesn't have enough sexual references :P"

"w00t!! I am totally bisexual!
I mean... gay!"